Am I God

"Where did this guy Yuwan go?" Zhao Yao walked in the corridor of the cabin. Whenever he encountered a cat or a person, the other party would give way, and then nodded to him or said hello directly. . 【Full text reading】

Whether it's from the heart or not, at least the players who have participated in the Elvis Presley competition will still seem to respect the Headless Horseman on the surface.

After searching for more than ten minutes, finally when Zhao Yao walked to a room at the bottom of the boat, he heard the noise of music from a distance. As soon as he opened the room, he saw colorful lights and super cats dancing with the music. .

Zhao Yao looked at the fish **** standing on an iron bucket shaking his head and releasing the light, and twitched the corners of his mouth and shouted, "Stop, stop, sweep the field." Because the music was too noisy, he had to shoot He shouted against the wall, "It's all stopped, the music is turned off, and the lights are turned on for me."

Seeing that the headless horseman appeared, the super cats present naturally did not dare to disobey.

Zhao Yao casually kicked open a few boxes, and saw a lot of bags of catnip lying on the ground: "All of them squatting on the ground with their heads on the ground, please be honest with me." Seeing the cats in the room, he frowned. : "The mother cat raises her paws."

Seeing that all the cats in the row raised their hands, Zhao Yao thought to himself: "No wonder there are far fewer super cats on blind dates than in the competition. I thought it was a problem of male-female ratio, but so many females came down. Cat, this is a bonus."

"What are you doing here?" Zhao Yao asked.

All the female cats looked at the fish **** instantly.

"Master Yu Wan asked us to come down and play."

"He said there was a big baby to show us."

"He also said he had gifts for us."

Zhao Yao twitched the corners of his mouth and thought to himself: "This guy Yu Wan, how can a female cat be so good at making it?" He picked up Yu Wan and said to the female cats, "You all go up in a while, I heard There is a tall, handsome and rich aristocratic male cat on a blind date."

"Ah? Really?"

"Of course, I heard that he is a mixture of twelve breeds of cats. The cat on his body is softer than the top velvet, his eyes are brighter than the brightest stars in the sky, and his family is even richer. Wake up on a cat bed as big as a square meter, then exercise on a cat scratching board the size of a playground, and eat sashimi caught from 10,000 meters below the seabed."

The female cats who heard Zhao Yao's introduction immediately lit up and started chatting.

And after the fish ball was picked up by Zhao Yao, it was flattering: "Brother Yao, what do you want me to do?"

"Make a lamp."

Fish Ball:"?"

Zhao Yao walked to the cabin where the matcha was located, put the fish ball in front of the matcha, patted the fish ball on the head and said, "Liang."

Seeing the fish **** light up, he patted the fish **** on the head again and said, "Dark."

"Okay?" Zhao Yao looked at the matcha lying on the ground and said, "Can we have a good blind date now?"

Matcha, who had been clamoring to turn on the light, climbed up from the ground and slapped Yu Wan's head happily, and Yu Wan's head also lit up.

"Not bad, not bad." Matcha sat on the chair with satisfaction, and suddenly said, "Can you give me another swivel chair?" Then he saw Zhao Yao silently take out a knife from the dimensional stomach, and threw it away on the table.

"Hahahaha, just kidding, why are you so serious." Matcha pouted towards an orange female cat in front of her and said, "Introduce yourself first."

Zhao Yao, who was on the side, was annoyed when he saw Matcha's arrogant appearance, but after thinking about completing the task and upgrading BOOK, he still planned to accommodate the other party temporarily.

The orange female cat said, "My name is Baobao. I am two years old this year. I don't have a regular job yet. I just work part-time as a pet cat. My favorite thing is to bask in the sun..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Matcha slapped Yu Wan's head with a slap, and the latter's head darkened: "It doesn't have any features at all, it looks ugly, you are eliminated, go out."

Meow! The female orange cat screamed and ran out, and Zhao Yao, who was on the side, slapped Matcha on the head angrily and said, "What are you doing! Didn't you say that you should have a good relationship with every female cat that is blind date? ?"

Matcha said pitifully: "The lights are all there, so try to turn them off."

Zhao Yao said angrily: "The next one must have a good relationship with others, understand?"

…

A snow-white Persian cat with a slender body and a stunner said slowly, "My name is Xing..."

"You passed!" Matcha touched his chest and said, "Don't talk, I already feel your sincerity!"

The Persian cat was stunned and said, "But I didn't even finish my name..."

"No need!" Matcha said with claws, "Sincere feelings are created by heart! I have already felt everything you want to say with my heart!"

With that said, Matcha lay on the ground, spread out her body and said, "Come on girl, your chance is here, I can let you lick me freely for a minute, you can lick wherever you want."

"Uh..." The Persian cat slowly retreated: "I think it's better, we don't seem to be a good fit."

Seeing the Persian cat fleeing, Matcha smiled and said, "Are you shy? Zhao Yao, can you take her home? I think she has fallen in love with me deeply and can't help herself."

"Take your sister!" Zhao Yao slapped Matcha's head with a slap: "Talk to me well, I created such a good condition for you, and now a female cat can't soak it!"

…

Serval Xiaoxiao walked in, looked at the matcha tea and greeted a little embarrassedly, "King George."

"Oh, Xiao Xiao?" Matcha patted Yu Wan's head listlessly, and Yu Wan's head dimmed and lit up with his slap.

Zhao Yao snorted coldly, the red light in his eyes flashed slightly, and he had already controlled the matcha and said, "Xiao Xiao, I like you."

"Huh huh huh?" Serval said shyly: "But me me me me me..."

"No but, although I have seen so many female cats, the one I love the most is you. You go out and wait for me first, and I will find you when I am done."

Serval nodded happily and walked away obediently.

Zhao Yao let out a sigh of relief: "Finally got one." He looked at the matcha beside him and said, "If you see it, just do it."

But none of the next female cats expressed their affection for matcha, or even…

"I still prefer the fish ball-sama..."

"Sure enough, Yu Wan-sama is a little more handsome~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Matcha's face became ugly.

"Master Yuwan is so handsome!"

"Can I take this lamp with me?"

Matcha pointed to the door and said, "Get out! Get out of here immediately!"

And listening to a female cat's praise, Yu Wan felt a dark feeling in her heart.

"Where's the next female cat? The next female cat comes in quickly!"

Yuanyuan said gloatingly: "There is no next one, it was the last one just now."

"Ah! How is that possible?" Matcha said angrily: "In today's world, there are many superpowers, martial arts are the most respected, and the strong rule the roost! Isn't the stronger the superpower, the more popular it should be? Why is this? Am I mistaken? The setting of this world?"