Am I God

Then he watched the little black cat with briquettes lying on the ground, and his limbs were still running around, and he said with a smile: "I caught you Zhao Yao, haha, shoot you to death!" Then I saw him Slap back and forth at a toy mouse.

Zhao Yao twitched the corners of his mouth: "What the hell."

At this moment, the briquettes suddenly fell to the ground again, with his mouth open, his eyes rolled, and he kept kicking his limbs, as if running at high speed in a dream.

Just when Zhao Yao felt doubts, the curious matcha had also moved up, but frowned at the 'cat grass' in the food bowl: "Isn't it just a little grass? Just excited like this?" Turning his head to look at the briquettes who were still lying and running, Matcha shook his head disdainfully: "It's really a country cat, even a pot of grass can climax."

But just as he was talking, the smell of 'cat grass' in the food bowl had unknowingly poured into his nose.

The next moment, his eyes suddenly enlarged, his eyes were full of surprise, and then he fell to the ground and kept rolling.

"So cool, cool, cool!" Matcha smiled and drooled from the corner of her mouth, looking like she was stupid: "I'm so high."

In his mind, it was as if countless volcanoes erupted at the same time, and it was as if the whole person jumped into a hot spring filled with canned food.

One cat after another gathered towards the food bowl, and the dry grass leaves in the food bowl seemed to have some kind of magical power, so that every cat would have various strange movements after smelling it. All have different strange behaviors.

Yuanyuan sat on the ground with a smirk, her mouth moving as if she was eating something in the air.

Some of the other cats were dangling, some lying on the ground motionless, some running back and forth as if they were crazy, all of them seemed to be smoking marijuana.

Elizabeth walked up to Zhao Yao's side at some point, and said helplessly, "Is it catnip?" Besides her, there were seven or eight cats who didn't respond to catnip, just curiously asked and smelled it and left.

The same is true for Mango. He is looking at Yuanyuan with a curious expression on his face, but Yuanyuan wraps his body and licks him for a while, and then bites at his ear. Mango struggles to escape, and Yuanyuan hugs him again. Matcha tea on the side.

Hearing Elizabeth's words, Zhao Yao also reacted instantly.

"It's catnip."

Although Zhao Yao has never bought catnip before, he has also learned about its effects on the Internet.

Seeing the cats lying on the ground as if they were gathering to take drugs/drugs, he reluctantly put away the food bowl, only to find that the briquettes were still holding the food bowl, and he lifted them up together.

Catnip is like marijuana to cats. About half of cats will react to catnip, causing emotional stimulation and even hallucinations, just like humans smoking marijuana/marijuana.

Of course, catnip is not addictive and does not have any adverse side effects on the cat's body.

Although he has long heard the reputation of "big/marijuana" in the cat world, Zhao Yao still rolled his eyes when he saw the cats lying on the ground intoxicated with matcha tea and briquettes.

"I obviously bought cat grass, why did you send me catnip?"

Zhao Yao angrily went to Taobao to check his shopping records, and then found that cat grass was also written on it. Catnip merchandise.

"Damn, this is deliberately selling/drugs." Zhao Yao complained: "Catnip is sold as cat grass?"

But looking at the cats lying on the ground again, Zhao Yao's eyes rolled: "But something like catnip has no side effects anyway, but it can be used as a reward."

Catnip is very irritating to some cats, but it doesn't last long.

Five minutes later, the cats began to slowly recover.

Matcha stood up blankly: "Who am I? Where am I? Where is my phone?"

Yuanyuan turned over and found that she couldn't get up, so she simply lay down on the ground with a dull expression on her face, suddenly smashed her mouth and spat out a piece of orange hair: "Whose hair? How did it get into my mouth? already?"

When he looked at the matcha in front of him, he saw a large piece of baldness on the other's lower body, his body trembled, and his eyes immediately drifted aside like a cat pretending to be okay.

The briquettes opened their eyes wide and stared blankly at the place where the cat food bowl should have been. After half-paying, he reflected and jumped up suddenly: "One more time!"

"What about catnip?"

She quickly ran to Zhao Yao and shouted excitedly, "Where's catnip? Where's catnip? Where's catnip? Where's catnip?"

"Do it again! Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!"

Looking at the excited briquettes in front of him and listening to the crisp childish voice passed into his mind, Zhao Yao's mouth showed a smile: 'So briquettes like to **** catnip... Well, catnip can grow everywhere , It seems that it is because of the years as a stray cat in the past that you like to smoke catnip? ’

Zhao Yao shook the food bowl in his hand and said, "Want catnip?"

"I want it! I want it! I want it!" The briquettes nodded sharply, their tails raised high, and they kept rubbing around Zhao Yao's legs. They were extremely excited: "If you don't smoke for a day, you will feel uncomfortable."

Loyalty +5

Zhao Yao looked at the loyalty on the panel. Over the past few days, he made cat meals for briquettes, fed them with food, water and snacks, and accompany him to play and train superpowers. The loyalty also increased by 10 points to 40. Point, now just fed a catnip~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Loyalty has grown to 45 points.

"This cat..." Zhao Yao shook his head and said suspiciously: "In theory, catnip should not be addictive, right? How can you be so addicted?"

Speaking of this, the briquettes who were still very excited sighed, and a trace of vicissitudes flashed in his eyes: "It's hard to say anything."

Zhao Yao curiously said: "Then you will make a long story short, and after you finish speaking, I will give you catnip."

The briquettes licked their lips, then began to lie on the ground, licking their hair to relax, and recalled: "It was still when I was a child, because I was very young, so I was easily bullied by other cats, and also It's hard to join the big cat circle, and it becomes more and more withdrawn."

Briquette sighed: "I was beaten up by another cat that day. I felt very unhappy and very depressed."

"At this moment, a big white cat suddenly said that he wanted to take me to a good place. You also know that our cats don't have a strong language system, and I didn't know what the so-called good place was, so I followed him. ."

"It was in a basement. As soon as I got there, I saw a lot of cats lying softly there, and some male cats and female cats were licking around there. They looked very happy and excited."

"The first time I saw this kind of scene, I felt very scared, very scary."

"Then the big cat took me to the catnip and started sucking on his own, then dragged me and started sucking together."

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