After I Picked Up the Immortal Bottle

Chapter 544 Playing with mud!

This is a man wearing ancient heavy armor and holding a slasher. The saber corpse general was awakened by Li Zhe's breath.

Heavy armor, cut. The saber has already rotted badly, and the whole person has turned into a mummy. When he opened his eyes at this moment, the green eyes were extremely strange.

"Meet Zongzi!"

Li Zhe let out a strange cry. The real strength of this corpse general could not beat the murderous soldiers Li Zhe had encountered before, but the degree of weirdness has left countless fans dumbfounded.

From the body of the corpse general, black and red corpse turtles crawled out continuously, and a huge body screamed bloodthirstyly.

"Oh my god, it's a corpse turtle! This corpse is controlled by a corpse turtle!"

"Oh my god, I said why the corpse would move. It scared me to death. I have to go to the grave tomorrow. Isn't that scaring me?"

"Corpse turtles can eat people, Brother Li will be fine, right?"

"What a big turtle, what is Li Ge doing? Collecting corpses?"

"Damn, you are indeed the most awesome man. At this time, you are still collecting corpses? It's disgusting, this thing is disgusting!"

"What are you collecting this for?"

"The corpse moved, I'm so stupid, have these corpses become spirits? Or has this corpse really changed?"

"Oh my god, look at the side, what the hell is that?"

"Ah, there is a ghost! Help! Don't look at it, it's scary!"

"666!"

Thousands of Treasures of Tuna have already been swiped, and now they are swiping crazily, for no reason, just because many people are watching with enthusiasm.

Many media have been paying attention and are stunned. Isn't this going to refresh the world view?

Foreigners abroad are dumbfounded. The ancient country of China, which they have always regarded as mysterious, is really amazing. There is such a thing? Could it be that they also have vampires and werewolves?

When Li Zhe saw that he was having fun, it was a woman dressed as a concubine who came out. Her palace attire was already torn, her whole body turned into a mummified corpse, and her body was covered with dead turtles.

"Are you scared? In fact, there is no Zongzi. This is just controlled by corpse turtles. These corpse turtles have lived for decades, and they all have weak intelligence. They know how to attack people in groups and like to control corpses. You see! "

Li Zhe shook Fang Tian's painting halberd in his hand, and the corpse general's head flew out, his whole body exploded, and a large number of corpse turtles ran out of his body.

In fact, a golden thunderbolt directly scattered the evil spirits inside.

The corpses were scattered all over the place, and there was still a strange look there before.

"It scared me to death. It turned out that it was a group of turtles scaring people. I thought it was true!"

"Day, it's scary, I thought it was true, Brother Li's movements are so handsome, he was cut to death in a flash?"

"Awesome!"

"Sun ghost, fuck that female ghost, why do I see that female ghost has a beautiful face? Fuck her!"

"Brother, have you been in prison for decades?"

"Damn it, it's amazing, is this also called good-looking?"

"During his lifetime, he was definitely a beautiful woman in the city. It's a pity, let's die, we support you! You will be the first modern person to become an ancient concubine, come on!"

"Are you devils?"

"Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard, are you devils? Japanese corpses?"

"Brother Li is not afraid, let's take drugs!"

"Actually, it's okay to try it with your eyes closed, vomit~ I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back!"

...

The evilness of the audience is very good, the rest of the female ghosts are not afraid, but they will try their best to show their ideas.

Li Zhe kicked many corpse turtles away, and the kicked corpse turtles exploded immediately, and an unpleasant smell emanated from here.

Ignoring the disgusting female corpse, this female corpse vaguely felt that Li Zhe was not easy to mess with, and slowly retreated, Li Zhe didn't bother to give her a bite.

He was a pitiful person during his lifetime, so why would he flog the corpse after death.

The tomb was very large, and soon, Li Zhe came to a large tomb, pushed open the stone door, and a huge sarcophagus appeared in front of everyone. The tomb was full of various funerary weapons, not many of which had decayed.

"It looks like a general's tomb. There are so many weapons buried with him, and the weapon racks are already rotten. Don't say that I am breaking the law and destroying national cultural relics. I have obtained permission. I will not take a single thing here. .”

Li Zhe walked over and looked at the huge sarcophagus. This coffin was so exquisite that it was engraved with ancient characters.

"It's not that Li Ge is too sage, but that the treasures are not charming."

"Pretend, you are not rare, after all, you are rich!"

"Looking at Brother Li's pretentiousness, why does he have a fresh and refined feeling? I'm not tired of pretending all the time. Could it be that this is really awesome? Otherwise, why would you feel this way?"

"Because you're bent!"

"Here comes the little white shark, and the V10 boss is here to report!"

"Everyone here is a big boss with V10 or above, please be polite!"

"Hahahaha, it's the first time I've seen so many people watching a live broadcast. It's amazing. It's broken the world record. With 150 million users, Sailfish Live Streaming is a fortune!"

"Pry open the coffin!"

"Pry open!"

"Brother Li, come on, pry open the coffin!"

"I bet there must be a lot of treasures in it!"

"One corpse, one set of armor, one weapon, some money, nothing else!"

"A glamorous female ghost, brother Li is welcome to do it!"

...

The huge coffin Li Zhe looked back and forth several times. He wanted to slap it open, but he couldn't be too exaggerated. The coffin still had organs, so he checked it pretendingly.

"This coffin may have a mechanism. We need to be careful when we open it. As for the lighting, we don't need it. Let's just open it!"

Holding Fang Tian's painted halberd, Li Zhe pressed against the coffin lid and began to push up the lid.

Suddenly, there was a clicking sound, and the oversized coffin lid was pushed open continuously.

"Peng Peng Peng Peng!" Hundreds of black lights shot out, and Li Zhe quickly avoided, covering all directions.

Li Zhe looked at the arrows inserted into the stone one by one, all of which were glowing with black light, and couldn't help cursing: "Fuck, is this mechanism not leaving any way for others to survive? This is too exaggerated!"

That's right, the entire tomb room is within the attack range of the mechanism that does not leave any means of survival.

"The chrysanthemum is tight... What kind of arrow is this, it can pierce even stones? How powerful is this? What kind of technology is this?"

"Brother Li is awesome, can you hide like this?"

"The most amazing thing is the boss who followed the live broadcast. He avoided it with a few jitters calmly. Without any skills, who would dare to rob the tomb?"

"Who's tomb is this? It's too cruel. This accident directly turned me into a hedgehog."

"Your mother is cruel, you steal someone's tomb and you still call him cruel? Try digging your ancestor's grave?"

"Silly, is this called cruelty? This is called wit!"

"An awesome mechanism, only people like Brother Li can survive, I am convinced!"

"I stole someone's body. If you don't open the coffin, will they shoot you?"

"Hurry up and see what's inside!"

"Look quickly!"

"Open, open!"

The coffin was opened, Li Zhe poked it, and directly flipped the lid over.

A decadent aura escaped, Li Zhe waved his hand, and the invisible aura swept away the aura.

Li Zhe walked over, took a look, and immediately stared at Dao: "I'm stupid! I got rich!"

It is indeed rich, what corpses are there in the sarcophagus, but pieces of gold! No wonder a coffin is made like this, it turns out it's all gold!

The live broadcast immediately exploded.

"I'll go, the anchor is getting rich! Brother Li, I'm so stupid!"

"Isn't it? I'm going to rob the tomb too!"

"My god, no wonder there is such a powerful mechanism, how much gold is this?"

"Is this gold?"

"6666666"

"Get rich, get rich, the richest man is born!"

"Awesome, how many tons is this?"

"There must be, no wonder the coffin is so big, hurry up and draw a lottery, draw two for our fans!"

"The price of gold is going to drop, sell the gold quickly!"

"Fuck, once this batch of gold comes out, the gold is really going to fall, hell, there are so many dried gold birds hidden in the coffin?"

"Tomb robbery!"

"Organize a group to rob the tomb, here come two intellectuals to form a group to rob the tomb!"

"Take me one, take me one!"

All are gold bricks, the purity may not be very high, but they are definitely all gold.

Li Zhe panicked all of a sudden, I'm so stupid, if a wave of tomb robbery is caused by himself, it will really be a big deal.

With a flash of inspiration, Li Zhe laughed and said: "Get rich, get rich, huh? Huh? What the hell is this? Playing with your mud, you ancient people seem to be sore? Playing with mud?"

When one gold brick was pinched, it was pinched and deformed directly, and then the others, one by one, were pinched and deformed like mud. , "I am stupid, is this plasticine? Did ancient people like to hide plasticine? Which big guy traveled to the past to play with mud? Where is my gold? Where is my gold?"

The gold bricks were crushed one by one, and Li Zhe quickly rummaged through them.

The fans in the live broadcast burst into laughter, their eyes were red with envy just now, but now they are gloating, the ancients were too bad, they actually put some mud in it.

"Hahahahaha, which big guy traveled through ancient times to play with mud? It's too much, is it on purpose?"

"It must be intentional, just waiting for someone to rob the tomb, hahahaha!"

"It's awesome, the big guy who plays with mud is awesome, poor brother Li has been awesome for a day, and it's so embarrassing now!"

"Mud? I'm stupid. I took off my pants. Show me the mud? Play with mud. I just placed an order and bought a Luoyang shovel! Why did it turn into mud?"

"It's over, my way to get rich is gone!"

"Damn it, overturn the coffin to see if there is a corpse, explode the corpse!"

"Damn it, my restless heart is instantly chilled!"

"Yellow mud? It should have become very hard after so many years, right? Could it be that gold has been squeezed into mud? Hahahaha, just kidding, don't laugh at my lack of knowledge!"

"Awesome, pinching gold, what do you think?"

...

Li Zhe also let out a sigh of relief, almost playing too big, if this drives the whole people to rob tombs, he will be miserable, and there will be tomb robbers everywhere in the mountains.

"It's boring, it's boring, let's go to the next tomb!" Li Zhe didn't dare to stay, and he would take the gold away when he came back later, and return it to the furnace. This is not a small fortune!

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