After Becoming a Taoist

  Chapter 328 The Art of Flattering

   "My grandfather! Please forgive us!"

  I saw seven or eight people kneeling at the door and kowtowing, with red envelopes all over their faces, and pus still oozing from them. Besides their faces, there were also sores on the top of their heads, and the sores stinked.

   called the person next to him and wanted to run away when he smelled it.

   The pus is already infected, but these people do not have fever, and the poisonous and evil energy only floats on the surface.

  Li Dandao asked with a smile, "I'm only thirteen, and I'm fourteen. When did I marry a daughter-in-law and give birth to a son, and actually raise a good grandson like you?"

  Liu Boqin also smiled: "Why are you so spineless, you don't look like you're from the Shaodong family."

  Li Dandao had just made a joke about ethics, but at this time, he was connoted by Liu Boqin, and he knew where these people came from.

   is a group of people who splashed dirty water and chewed their tongues. They were discovered by wandering gods day and night and told Li Dandao. Li Dandao asked the goddess of pox to give them to them: "Grow melons and get melons, and sow pox to get pox."

  The retribution of good and evil follows like a shadow. You make a report and I will approve the note. It is so fast.

   "Please also ask Grandpa Li to collect the magical powers! We know it's wrong!"

   "That's right! Collect the magical powers!" These people brought fruit desserts, and took out the money on their bodies.

  Dong Jun saw something about it, but he didn't know what it had to do with Li Dandao, but when he thought of the torture Li Dandao was offended by last New Year's New Year, he immediately sympathized with these people.

   "You are offending the gods."

   Those people suddenly seemed to have found the root of their life: "Please also talk about it carefully."

  Dong Jun saw that Li Dandao did not stop him and said: "The newly appointed local city **** will enforce the law and punish all injustices between the yin and yang worlds."

   "Before there were rampant bandits, why are they gone now? It was this City God who took action."

   "Isn't that what His Royal Highness did?" Shopkeeper Wang, the owner of the porridge shop, knew something.

   Dong Jun said very much: "Those bandits all have magic tricks. Lord Chenghuang broke their magic tricks, arrested evil ghosts and demons, and brought a lot of soldiers and horses at that time."

   "No wonder I saw a lot of soldiers and horses walking out of the city gate in a dream a few days ago, yes, there are also sixteen ugly toads, blowing and beating! It scared me awake!"

   "Did you dream too? I thought I was the only one who dreamed it. Good guys, those toads are really energetic, and they went out of the city around a bronze carriage."

  Li Dandao is the king of Jingyang on behalf of the city god. When he travels at night, the qi machine is connected with the whole city. It is normal for ordinary people to see it in their dreams.

   It's just that their focus is on the toad, so Li Dandao feels a little uncomfortable.

   Dong Jun said quickly, "That's the car of Lord Chenghuang."

   Dong Jun's flattery is very standard.

  Which is the Jingyang City God? Isn't that right in front of you?

   Dong Jun only said that these people offended Lord Chenghuang, not Li Dandao.

   This is to dispel fears that the drugstore has the power of a mysterious curse.

   The second is to spread a wave of righteousness, persuade people to be kind, let people know the rewards of good and evil, go hand in hand, and cause sores on the top of your head and pus on the bottom of your feet.

  San also provided a lot of incense to the temple, and even flattered Li Dandao.

  Li Dandao admired it like this: "Dong Jun is quite a good kid, and he is a talent that can be focused on training."

   When those people heard that they had offended Mr. Chenghuang, the core of them was to spread rumors and create trouble. Panicked for a while.

   If you offend people, you can still use money to resolve it. If you offend the gods, is there any way to survive? For a while, who the wife, children, young and old are entrusted to, how to realize the property of the subordinates, and whether the coffin will be a slide or a flip after death.

Li Dan said with a smile: "Master Chenghuang is the protector of the city of Jingyang, and the county is not unreasonable. As long as you speak out the bad things you have done to Master Chenghuang, sincerely repent, and do some good deeds. , was seen by day and night wandering spirits, and the meritorious Cao on duty saw it, and naturally it will eliminate the evil for you, and the disease will be cured without treatment."

   "I don't even need to kowtow here to recognize my grandfather. My father never thought that he could live in the same family for five generations at his age."

   The people watching the fun let out thunderous laughter.

  These pox-faced people were shy and angry, and suddenly a burst of heat poison was forced upon them.

  Li Dandao hurriedly called Li Fucheng. Li Fucheng performed acupuncture on the spot, took this person as a guinea pig, and tried to rescue a person who had fainted.

   It didn't take long for the family to wake up and ran out in a hurry.

   On that day, there was a group of "repentant people" in the Temple of the City God

   "Master Chenghuang! I'm guilty! I shouldn't..."

   One shouted louder than the other.

   As a result, the people next to him listened. Good guys steal chickens and dogs, watch people take baths, throw stones in the ditch, and sprinkle lime in the wheat fields... This is really bad.

   The most simple values ​​of the common people turned into spit here: "Bah!"

   Strange to say, maybe this mouthful of saliva became a good medicine, spit it on his face, and the bag that the saliva touched immediately stopped itching and pain.

   So they stubbornly said all the wicked things they had done from childhood to adulthood, hoping to be cast aside by others.

   "refreshed" is nothing more than that.

   "What is wrong with these people?" Seeing this scene, Du Pengbin of Baicaotang felt ashamed and wanted to leave quickly.

After    inquired clearly, I immediately knew that these people had been tricked, how would Chenghuang care about this.

   But now that I think about it, it doesn't do me any good, and it will cause a lot of embarrassment.

   But what I think in my heart is: It seems that there is still a legitimate competition!

   After I went back, I cooperated with Ruyi Hall and other major medical centers to carry out free clinic activities, with 20% off drug prices and free diagnosis.

   This move has also saved some patient resources. After all, senior qualifications are senior qualifications, and drug prices are second. Free consultations are free for experts, so don’t take it for free.

  Li Dandao was not in the mood to fight them on price. First, he didn't have enough funds to fight with them, and secondly, he really didn't lose anything.

   So he sent Dong Jun to contact the barefoot doctor in the countryside, Doctor You Fangling, as well as other bad pharmacies and medical clinics in Jingyang County.

   Engage in training, teach some practical skills, write a handbook of common diseases or something.

  Dong Jun's eloquence has already won the attention of Li Dandao, so he took this task.

   Waiting for Li Dandao to leave his body and go to the temple at night, he saw Tang Qiuer counting money there: "Langjun, today, the incense in the temple has entered one hundred thousand!"

  The goddess of acne also came to ask for credit: "I have a share here!"

Li Dandao said to Tang Qiuer: "If you have incense, you must learn to spend it. If you have enough soldiers and horses, you can use it to make performance. If the security is good, you must focus on hygienic and civilized cities, focus on poverty alleviation, and keep your hands. Money is a number."

   "You are in charge of Yongle Town now, that town was almost abolished, you need to worry more."

   (end of this chapter)