80s Taoism

"Teacher, look, I didn't lie to you. Beggars can see ghosts." Zhang Jiujin said triumphantly.

"Nonsense, this is a feudal superstition. Everyone will be a student in the 1990s. You can't engage in feudal superstition. Parents engage in feudal superstition, and you still have to fight." Gong Ziyuan said seriously.

"Teacher, it can't be done. My father said that three good words are worse than a good horse. If we fight with our parents, we will be beaten." Liu Jinyu, the cub of the barefoot doctor Liu Zongtai, said quickly.

"My father never beat him with anything. He just took off his pants and spanked his ass. With a stick, he only had one finger, but my father had six fingers on one hand." Ma Dafang said very angrily.

The fart boys took turns to complain, and listed all kinds of beatings of Meiziao's fart boys.

Zhang Jiaohua's scalp tingled when he heard this, he never thought that other people's children would live in such a miserable life, but when he thought about it, he was the luckiest. Although it is not that he has never been beaten, but his parents are much gentler than the old Taoist. Unexpectedly, the students in the class have an old Taoist priest in every family. Thinking about being beaten up by the old Taoist priest every night, I feel like I am dying. Now listening to the miserable world of the Meizi Ao fart children, I feel that the world has become much more beautiful.

Gong Ziyuan suddenly felt that it was very unwise to entangle with the little kids about whether they would like to sit at the same table with Zhang Jiaohua. So he decided to stop the question. Glancing at Zhang Jiaohua, that guy was still writing and drawing, and he didn't know what he was writing.

When returning home from school, Zhang Jiaohua also went back alone, and none of the children on the same road were willing to go with him. When leaving school, the teacher asked the children on the road to line up and go home one by one. Zhang Jiaohua also lined up with the little brats along the way. They didn't go far, and they just passed school. These little kids ran away one by one, leaving Zhang Jiaohua behind. Zhang Jiaohua also knew what they were thinking, and he didn't want to go with them at all. Then he walked back alone.

Zhang Jiaohua went to school on the first day, Liu Qiaoye was very worried, because Zhang Jiaohua didn't want to go to school. So I was particularly worried that Zhang Jiaohua would be neglected at school. But when Zhang Jiaohua came back, there seemed to be nothing unusual, so she was relieved.

"Baby, what did you learn at school today?" Liu Qiaoye asked.

"I learned to write, and I also learned to count." Zhang Jiaohua felt that he knew all these things, and he was not at all motivated to learn them.

"Really? What words did you learn? Write it to your mother." Liu Qiaoye smiled, seeing that her son was able to study normally, she was finally relieved.

The dumb lady Ma Jinxiu came to Zhang Jiaohua's yard and shouted loudly, "Qiaoye, Qiaoye, are you at home?"

"Here, here." Liu Qiaoye walked out, saw Ma Jinxiu and asked, "Jin Xiu, what's the matter?"

"Did my ducks come to your house? When my ducks came back last night, I didn't count them. When I let them out today, I found that one was missing. I recognize that duck. There is a white circle on its neck. Today, when your ducks come back, please pay attention." Ma Jinxiu said.

"Okay. Come and have a look for yourself when the time comes. My ducks have a piece of hair cut off from their heads and backs, and the soles of their left feet are also cut off, so it's easy to tell them apart." Liu Qiaoye didn't take this matter to heart.

When the ducks came back in the evening, Ma Jinxiu really came. The ducks of the two families went to the market together to buy them. I can't find out how much it has grown up to now. Each of the two families bought fifteen ducks, but Zhang Jiaohua's family lost three ducks. Ma Jinxiu's family has one. The ducks of the two families were mixed together, that was the time when Zhang Jiaohua's family lost three ducks. So from that time on, Liu Qiaoye kept an eye out, cut off a piece of hair on the top of the head and the back of the duck, and cut off the sole of the left foot. Triple security. Therefore, this time, Liu Qiaoye was not worried that Ma Jinxiu would come to abduct the ducks he was feeding again.

"Jinxiu, did your ducks have any markings? I also have a duck with a white circle on its neck. Don't confuse it then." Liu Qiaoye knew that Ma Jinxiu was unreasonable, so she had a vaccination in advance.

"My ducks didn't make any marks. Don't worry, I'm not an unreasonable person, and I won't take your ducks." Ma Jinxiu really had such a plan. Even if he didn't find his own duck, he would take a duck from Zhang Jiaohua's house to go back. But he didn't expect Liu Qiaoye to be so shrewd.

In the evening, the ducks will go home in groups. It is not uncommon for one or two stupid ducks to bring back. Ducks are not as smart as chickens, and chickens will return to their nests when it gets dark. But the ducks have to follow the team. There were always one or two smart ones, and they brought the team back. It is very interesting to watch the ducks waddle and walk home with neat steps.

"One pair, two pairs...six pairs. Jin Xiu, it seems that your ducks didn't come to my house, and our ducks are logarithmic." Liu Qiaoye counted and saw that the numbers matched exactly, so she said.

"Not necessarily. How can you be sure that all the ducks here are your ducks?" Ma Jinxiu refused to give up.

"Look carefully. The heads and backs of our ducks have been cut, which can be seen at a glance. Look for yourself, are there any marks on the heads of these twelve ducks?" Although Liu Qiaoye was unhappy, he still patiently reasoned with Ma Jinxiu.

"Then my duck must have been eaten by that short-lived ghost! The whole family died after eating my duck! My sons and grandchildren died after eating my duck..." Ma Jinxiu started cursing before he even walked out of Zhang Jiaohua's yard.

Liu Qiaoye was not happy, "Jin Xiu, you are so unreasonable. You lost your duck, and no one can control you if you want to scold. But you scolded people in my yard, what do you mean?"

"Whoever eats my ducks knows that. I don't name names or surnames. Anyone who responds to me is guilty of a guilty conscience!" Ma Jinxiu became even more arrogant.

Zhang Jiaohua rushed out of the house and shouted loudly, "Get out!"

Ma Jinxiu's face changed suddenly, and he fled from Zhang Jiaohua in a panic. He was in a panic all the way, not to mention cursing, for fear of being chased. When someone asked her, she couldn't even speak a word.

No one knows what happened. From that day on, when Ma Jinxiu saw Zhang Jiaohua, she was so frightened that she hid in hiding. When Zhang Jiaohua yelled at her angrily, he used Taoism to intimidate Ma Jinxiu's soul and make Ma Jinxiu fear from the depths of his soul.